Tumblr Mouse Cursors

High-School Teachers:You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student:I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor:lol same.

telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic, via jenna-ptv)

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(Source: teamfreespooks, via hotformeh)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via hotformeh)

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via sacredsigh)

tanpom:

getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed

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(Source: equatings, via punkrock-ruinedmylife)