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thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

(via sickofraininjuly)

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(Source: snh-snh-snh, via pelicanpark)

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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(via morticiamorbid)

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via kas-a)

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada, via 062442)

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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(via paradimee)