why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
what do u call a backstabbing grocer